Drawing Horse Fur

My, but Her Majesty, the Queen looked lovely this morning. Did you see her?
Stepping out of her horse drawn coach, a beautiful fur trimmed cape, to open Parliament.
She certainly did as did ‘Phil the Greek’; amazing how they manage to last so long without going to the lavatory (that’s what posh people call it!), do you think they both have colostomy bags?!?
I’ve got it on good authority that the Queen Mum used to wear one!!!
Mind you those horses sh*itting everywhere probably cost the local ratepayers a fortune!!!